Tardigrades fit squarely into the “so ugly it’s cute” category, which is something that will never be said about Donald Trump, despite also looking like the south end of a north bound pig.

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” - Terry Pratchett

:) And I could go on forever. My fan fiction game is strong indeed.

I imagine under that robe he looks remarkably similar to this:

This dude is a true American hero. Can he moderate the next GOP debate?

I don’t think you are but I personally would be well surprised if I could inspire the humorous vitrol that is coming for Craig and others.

True - perhaps we should institute a “blackout year” policy where your personality at 18-19 is inadmissible. Because I, and everyone I know, was a complete and total asshole at that age.

It was the last liberal thing he ever did.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

“Without warning, Ted’s robe swung open; grinning, he reached to cover himself with his copy of Atlas Shrugged.”

The problem is that you would marry the guy who trolled Ted Cruz. But you’d have to be married to the guy who wrote the last two Hangover movies.

Looks too much like Bill Murray there. That should not be.

I’m not sure I really get what you’re saying here. Should people in the 1950’s not have commented on what a gigantic asshole McCarthy was because, you know, he’ll burn himself out eventually?

I don’t know, he’s had to see Cruz’s name all over the news this whole time. I have a particularly vile former roommate that after a few years of hate I’ve graduated to a semi-zen “I wish her well, and far away” POV, but if she had a political following constantly Tweeting about how she was the smartest person in the…

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

See, here’s the thing. Our side is not like your side. I know this confuses you, but you’ll have to get used to it, love.

That moment in my life where I googled rates of praying mantis sexual cannibalism and now I can’t go back.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

First, his mother didn’t lie, so I have no idea where you’re getting that from. And it doesn’t matter if it was one day or ten days. This kid has a right to an education and should not be deprived of it for such a minor and convoluted “infraction”. Suspended for a day for STARING? Really??