Also just because you love doing something don't make it easy. I have pages and pages into novels that attest to that

There's not even a good boob shot in her facebook photos. There's all pictures of meteorology-related maps. Slut!

No, you're right. I mean I sexed it up a little as a bartender but it's a slippery slope to would-be kidnappings. Employers who require this from their employees are somewhat complicit in whatever bad behavior customers dish up.

I call it "conscious non-child rearing" and send my mom postcards of her grand-kitten for Christmas.

Those responses are *almost* worth the seething rage. Why you gotta be like that, Bill?

It sucks but I've adapted. Goat's milk is safe as is sheep's. Cow and buffalo not so much. Fortunately for me, goats and sheep produce milk products that are delicious. I don't drink a lot of goat's milk because it still creeps me out. But the cheese...and the yogurt. Those make life worth living. I don't buy goat…

Unfortunately, no amount of raw counteracts a casein allergy. I tried.

you can. It's a free country. But it's your loss. At least the way I cook it.

Again I say hipsters aren't the ones drinking milk substitues. I have years of empirical evidence having worked in the food and beveragtablespoons They probably pour PBR over breakfast cereal. That doc may be onto something with his nerve theory. My brother can't ha k mulk substitutes and that may be why. It's hard…

Again I say hipsters aren't the ones drinking milk substitues. I have years of empirical evidence having worked in the food and beverage inducstry. They probably pour PBR over breakfast cereal. That doc may be onto something with his nerve theory. My brother can't hack mulk substitutes and that may be why.

I have jezebel to thank for my impending nightmares in which I am barricaded in my bathroom by my cat who for some reason ate ferocious pills, only to look over and see motherblanking snakes in my motherblanking toilet. And yes, Samuel Jackson appears in these nighmares too. I hope YOU sleep well. Jerks.

Just an observation: this charming young lady has exactly the same color hair as that other one. What's her name? Oh yeah Ann Coulter. Perhaps they've added and extra chemical to that level of blonding that has turned these women CRAY!

It couldn't have happened to a better restaurant chain. I mean, they pioneered "flair." I do hope those greedyguts choke on their illicitly acquired buffallo chicken wings on which they have no intention of tipping. Or at least get buffalo chicken sauce all over their stupid clothes. Choking requires intervention,…

I don't know from twelve steps but if cash register based petty larceny is still bothering you 15 years down the road, bigging up and apologizing shows that you're a decent person.

I worked in a place that quite literally served wheat gluten with cheese on long rolls. Vegetarian cheesesteaks. The hipsters loved them.

Not to be fussy about something obviously semi-satirical but a cheesesteak, even one found in the hellacious tourist chasm that exists between Pat's and Geno's (in Philly) could potentially have provolone or American cheese rather than Cheese Wiz. Are these gross in an overall sense, yes, but with real cheese. I have…

James Marsters.......but who then would play a "young Spike?"

Though I'm massively into sci-fi,Torchwood's not my fave. John Barrowman reads more gay than bi. But he does give it the old college try and I love Ianto. :) James Marsters though. Sublime. "You were my sire, mate. You were my Yoda." Buffy, Torchwood....he gives everything.

I personally love Captain Jack Harkness, though seeing James Martsters play a bisexual time traveller inspired a deep, abiding joy. I was unhappy to see Oberyn meet such an end. The more bisexuals in pop culture, the merrier, if you ask me.

Either that or he has rocks in his pockets.