The Neo Geo AES. When it comes to looks, few, if any, are better:

Bullshit. You either play the game to defeat your opponent or you don’t play. Crybabies don’t make for news.

What do I do when I’m caught at work reading an article about what do to do when my boss catches me job searching?

That decision would drive my head into an Infinite Loop

Yeah, Falcon’s job in the military was para-rescue. Who decided he didn’t fit in the big rescue scene at the end? Even an action cameo would have been nice.

I wanted to see more Falcon in Age of Ultron. I was glad he got in at the end with the New Avengers.

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

“You just brought piss to a shit fight!” still fills me with glee.

no but i likes them tho

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

The Santorum worm.

No, it is from the 1990 version. It’s almost exactly the same too. It’s so deliberate that I think it might be a homage.

Yes.

Make no mistake about it, Wei lost her PGA credentials and she has no one to blame but herself. But you could also say that PGA has lost its Wei.

I’m one of those weirdos who actually LIKES Wonder Man.

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?