The Neo Geo AES. When it comes to looks, few, if any, are better:

Bullshit. You either play the game to defeat your opponent or you don’t play. Crybabies don’t make for news.

What do I do when I’m caught at work reading an article about what do to do when my boss catches me job searching?

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

“You just brought piss to a shit fight!” still fills me with glee.

no but i likes them tho

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

No, it is from the 1990 version. It’s almost exactly the same too. It’s so deliberate that I think it might be a homage.

Yes.

Make no mistake about it, Wei lost her PGA credentials and she has no one to blame but herself. But you could also say that PGA has lost its Wei.

I’m one of those weirdos who actually LIKES Wonder Man.

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

Maybe it’s just me, but when I do crave McDonald’s, I would prefer their menu not look like this over-populated monster:

I wanna go back to dick Grayson batman. He was nicer, cops actually liked talking to him and his interactions with robin were the best.

I’m sorry, I blacked out after “hates dark meat.”

I do want to say, for the eight Deadspin commenters who actually dabble in quinoa, making it with chicken stock instead of water makes it taste 500,000 times better. Once you use stock you will never go back.