Because of course a dude named Chester is going to cheat on you.

The Passion of the Christ

This story appeared on my facebook feed with a “Good dolphin” byline. A long time ago, The Score (can’t remember the station number) in Chicago would have Coach Ditka on a few times a week to answer questions from callers. So he’s on one day and a regular caller named, “Dolphin Mike” comes on, and this approximate…

For the same reason there is very little Black Widow merchandise, sadly; she's a woman. This is the lone knock I have against Marvel Studios/Disney.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

It’s really astonishing just how much character exploration and development each and every Avenger gets in this film, especially since it’s an action-packed “summer” extravaganza. And despite that, you never feel whack-a-moled by obvious story elements or clumsily handled metaphors—there’s no voice in the back of your…

in an ironic turn of events, the police union is now demanding an “independent prosecutor”

Who ya got for game seven?

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

I had a metric shit ton of lego as a kid. Ikea furniture gets me.

Me too! I think it all boils down to my love of puzzles, and my ability to follow instructions. The only conflicts my husband and I have in assembling IKEA furniture is that he wants it to make sense, I insist that following the instructions, even when it seems to make no sense, is the right path. I win.

“We are NOT going to let this table be a metaphor for our relationship. That’s what IKEA wants!”

I don’t know. Did you make sure that one person had a hammer and the other had a pencil behind their ear? Whose fault is it really if you don’t follow all of their instructions properly?

Not an good writer.

Fuck me, right?

Because no one cares.

I’d give my dick to see Boogie fight Kobe in in a practice video shot in vertical mode.

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.

Arbys: die full.