Now if NASCAR would only address its race problem.

It is a sport known for turning left.

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

Sounds like this tip isn't really for you then since you wouldn't have any fennel to try and use.

I'm not even a Dragon Ball Z fan, but for some reason I love that Ronda Rousey is.

When I said "aka" is for animals, I didn't mean to use it for animals. I mean that only animals, or uncivilized people, would use "aka" instead of "a.k.a."

I always have this same problem with the show LOST.

Who is this Dan fellow and why is he going back in time to rip me off?

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Deadspin is a site for dads.

Last time I commented on an article about female fighting game characters, I got railed on by dudes calling me a SJW.

Fot future reference: "someone who's not all that up on American geography" is typically called an American.

Idiots! That's California!

On my high school baseball team's bus, I would trick the other dipshits into doing the 'Atomic Sit-up' which of course ended with another boy's face running into my bare ass-crack. This was always followed by surprise, anger, threats etc, yet would always lead to 'Let's get someone else!'

Given the subject heading and today's date, an important message:

We been spending most our lives, living in an Amish paradise

This is an incorrect opinion.