When I saw this in theaters I kept waiting for the held to slowly slide out and plop onto the ground. It was the only logical thing that could happen in that situation. I think Robot Chicken actually did it, though. It was satisfying.

I wanted so badly for Jango's head to slide out of that helmet.

Now if NASCAR would only address its race problem.

It is a sport known for turning left.

Wow. When you're to the right of NASCAR on a social issue, it might be time to reconsider your position.

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

Sounds like this tip isn't really for you then since you wouldn't have any fennel to try and use.

I'm not even a Dragon Ball Z fan, but for some reason I love that Ronda Rousey is.

When I said "aka" is for animals, I didn't mean to use it for animals. I mean that only animals, or uncivilized people, would use "aka" instead of "a.k.a."

I always have this same problem with the show LOST.

Who is this Dan fellow and why is he going back in time to rip me off?

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

This calls for a celebration.

No, fuck them.

Deadspin is a site for dads.

Last time I commented on an article about female fighting game characters, I got railed on by dudes calling me a SJW.

Fot future reference: "someone who's not all that up on American geography" is typically called an American.

Idiots! That's California!