Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…

This guy would've never been so angry if he'd just gone to Bofa.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

That ain't even in America, I reckon

I think this makes me officially 50 years old but I can't be sure

I've had to take several tests as an adult. They still suck. Hell when I interviewed for my current job I had to take a wonderlic (sp?) test.

All these years later and I'm still pissed at my AP English teacher. Her son was my best friend and she thought I was a bad influence on him so she had it out for me. First she accused me of cheating (in front of the class). I was able to prove I didn't but of course she never apologized. Then, she predicted (also in…

Filthy immigrants and their giant wall scrotums!

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time.

WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL? HE POCKETS HIS BOOGERS? WHYYYYYY?

1) Who doesn't sometimes blow their nose with toilet tissue? Is it tainted by mere association with the bathroom?

I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN MY APARTMENT WITH ME WHO I CAN PLAY PRANKS ON AND STUFF.

That is despicable.

You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

I can say that I was one of those lucky folks to have gone to WrestleMania 30. It was my first time in NOLA and the whole weekend was a lot of fun. So many happy people, lots of cool stuff to see, and it's just a great atmosphere. I'd say go to Axxxess if you can, and make sure to hit up the WrestleMania superstore…

In other news; Holy Fuck I am Old