"On your left DC!"

I think the saddest thing is that he is listed as a bill collector on the NBC site.

You know what I wanna see? Aunt May as a young woman/teen in a dieselpunk WWII spy role. You know, joins the WAC and goes to Europe posing as a clerk, but is actually a codebreaker and meets an old gypsy woman who gives her superpowers in exchange for smuggling her to safety or something, and at the very end of the…

I wonder what would happen if Michelle Rodriguez and Sean Bean ever co-starred in a movie together. How would it get to Act 2?

I might have you beat...

I call that a "dreamcatcher". As in, "that booger was so far back in my nose, I pulled a dream out with it."

Show me a person who doesn't enjoy a good nose pick, and I'll show you a liar.

I went with fingernail biting, although I tend to rip off the tips of my fingernails and use them as makeshift toothpicks, which is immensely satisfying and horribly disgusting.

My last girlfriend absolutely loved popping my zits. Like, would get mad at me if I popped it myself because she wanted to.

Just to recap here... The biggest, most anticipated, and (from early reviews) best movie of the summer is a space opera/comedy/action starring the third lead from an NBC sitcom, the fourth lead from Star Trek, a semi-retired WWE superstar, a homicidal raccoon, & a walking/talking tree...

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

Pictured: A Good Bat Snap

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

I feel like maybe we skipped a step.

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

It's what I call Chicago. I asked if anyone else does.

Watchin House Hunters with girls is literally worse than death. One farmhouse sink, they stuck. #TheseHoesAintConcernedWithTheResultsOfTheHomeInspectionOrTheFoundationProblemsOrTheFactThatItsOnlyATwoBedroomPlusThatShitGonnaLookMadDatedInFifteenYearsAndItsOnlyASinkAndYouCanBuyOneForAnyHouseForLikeSixHundredDollars

Matt Bonner takes nothing for granite. Making money Hanover fist. Has a Keene sense of humor to boot.