Speed Racer

Between Nash, Kobe and now, Carlos Boozer, the Lakers have to be considered the favorite for the 2006 NBA title.

It's hard to consider this a uniform change if not every team gets a gold mark.

Please show your work.

See, nobody cares.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

He's the hero that Eygpt needs, but not the one it deserves right now.

It reads, "Enter here, through the breast of Lenin."

I can support this decision; every time I fly to Los Angeles I see lax security.

I've prayed for a Carmelo Anthony trade every day since the disastrous traded to bring him to NY. Giving him a max contract is like a National League team paying a DH $30 mil a year. I honestly hate him more than if Scottie Pippen and Reggie Miller had a son and that son went to Duke.

As a former Knick, Brunson should know better than to expect a happy ending.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

I heard this happens every time Marge Schott looks down upon her beloved Reds.

Careful, you could put someone's chest out with that thing...

You're right. It's a stark contrast from the one on the show.

I really hate the okie-doke comments that run alongside to some horrifying thread in a post, and then left turn at the end, followed by commenters being horrified because they didn't read the whole thing, and other commenters making fun of them for not reading the whole thing. These are sometimes funny, and…

I remember when Ho Sung Pak used to be on that show WMAC masters. I'd watch that show every friggin Saturday.

Even teenage boy me was like "nope"

Also, Michael Keaton would be the perfect Cable, disoriented crazy person from the future.