We been spending most our lives, living in an Amish paradise

PATRIARCHY, WE WOULD HAVE WORDS WITH THEE!

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

This is an incorrect opinion.

I'm just going to watch this GIF for 40 hrs instead.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…

This guy would've never been so angry if he'd just gone to Bofa.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

That ain't even in America, I reckon

I think this makes me officially 50 years old but I can't be sure

I've had to take several tests as an adult. They still suck. Hell when I interviewed for my current job I had to take a wonderlic (sp?) test.

All these years later and I'm still pissed at my AP English teacher. Her son was my best friend and she thought I was a bad influence on him so she had it out for me. First she accused me of cheating (in front of the class). I was able to prove I didn't but of course she never apologized. Then, she predicted (also in…

Filthy immigrants and their giant wall scrotums!

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time.

That is despicable.

You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).

In other news; Holy Fuck I am Old