ninjavitis
ninjavitis
ninjavitis

I'll see you that and raise you the drilling machine in Spirit of Vengeance!

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time.

WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL? HE POCKETS HIS BOOGERS? WHYYYYYY?

1) Who doesn't sometimes blow their nose with toilet tissue? Is it tainted by mere association with the bathroom?

I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN MY APARTMENT WITH ME WHO I CAN PLAY PRANKS ON AND STUFF.

That is despicable.

You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

Matt Barnes is the only tolerable Clipper. Please, throw him overboard. Save him from yourselves.

Wrong, Dolphin Tale is a terrific movie and the Visitor's Bureau of St. Pete-Clearwater invites you to the Clearwater Marine Aquarium where you can meet Winter in person!

Same thing happened at his junior prom; his date was awarded two free dances and an extra corsage.

Man, that would have been great if Dwight Howard were in the game and he walked his big lurking frame over to Barnes and got in his face and told him a corny knock-knock joke.

Yeah, I think official roster weights are always garbage. They're especially hilarious in the case of overweight players. I mean, the Clippers roster lists Glen Davis at 289, and he's at least five times that.

I can say that I was one of those lucky folks to have gone to WrestleMania 30. It was my first time in NOLA and the whole weekend was a lot of fun. So many happy people, lots of cool stuff to see, and it's just a great atmosphere. I'd say go to Axxxess if you can, and make sure to hit up the WrestleMania superstore

spot the leopard.

Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

I was young enough to love Howard the Duck when it came out. And as bad as it may be, I'd rather watch it than The English Patient.

In other news; Holy Fuck I am Old