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I cannot be the only man to shed a tear today. We lost a good one today.

"took a dive against Ohio State in the Big 12 Championship Game"

wat?

Lou Holtz: afjodkanfawoe afsndoainf afodna HAHA

"Bien, bien, Y tu?" is the easiest part of this to understand.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

Makes sense that a 13 inch dick got mentioned in a discussion about tail risk.

This list is amazing. I used to light it up with 'Nique and the Plastic Man...Stacey Augmon!!

here's a look at the whole page...

You mean he's a faggot? 'Cause you just described a faggot.

[tentatively raises hand]

Oh, you mean dead people?

What, bros can't be gay?

Football fans can't be gay?

Candy Corn is orange and white, Wyoming is Brown and Gold....

Evan Meek's average fastball sits around 90 MPH. His average change up sits a hair over 83 and he's used it less than 4% of the time this season. The walk off single came on a 86 MPH pitch. Weird time to throw the slowest fastball or fastest change up of your career.

True Story: In 2008, while not yet part of the coaching staff and nine years after he had left for the pros, Joey Porter got Colorado State a fifteen-yard penalty. The Dolphins, for whom he was playing at the time, were in Denver to play the Broncos the next day and Porter came up to Fort Collins see the Rams play…