I don't know if I can think of a football player in the last, oh, 10-15 years I like more than Marshawn.

I wondered how this article would be turned into an attack on men

Don't they mean #progress4middleclasswhitewomen?

Doesn't* matter who you are, that's not how you grammar.

You're* wrong. Don't matter who you are, that's not how you grammar.

back to church with you

are you fucking serious?

caffeine?

You can't be a distraction if you don't have the talent to be on an active roster.

The Whole Story Comes out:

Having been though a house fire I've learned some helpful hints about about dealing with smoke.

Beat his son with a switch...If he's getting locked up for this, my mom should be on death row.

I doubt you have friends.

Note to self: do not get born to Adrian Peterson.

Why do you feel the need to demonize pot in that statement? Your point could have been better made without bashing a harmless plant.

If it is negligence, let's be honest - it's really hard to care for a child all day.

Women, am I right?

When I was a teenager, if we got drunk we just looked for an equally drunk chick when we wanted head.