Oh you're clever with your photoshopping witchcraft.

He probably had that speech saved from when his parents took him to take the SAT.

I have black friends too Tim...

Everyone is a liar.

At least we can go to the 16th street mall, hang out with transients and get free weed from all the people passing by, while we unironically sing 'Rocky Mountain High'.

Donald Sterling has better chance of making friends in Ferguson, while he is skipping through with a boom box playing Johnny Rebel and wearing a Confederate flag cape then Josh McDaniels has getting service in this town.

Phil Simms and Jim Nantz are the absolute worst. For as long as I can remember they bad mouth the Broncos every chance they get, which is a lot since the Broncos are always the late game on CBS and no one wants to watch the Raiders or the Chargers. They don't even hide the fact they are rooting for the other team.

I've been saying this for so long. Nobody in their right mind can want that much control and power over people.

This ^ deserves more respect.

Rough day sport?

Michael Beasley? I thought you couldn't add to the roster during the cup? Donavan supporters will be furious.

What a Pepe move. Smh.

This World Cup coverage has restored my faith in Deadspin. God speed sir.

Ok seriously, who has their voice taped this many times? You would think he would start searching people for wires.

way to recover

New York Post hack Phil Mushnick, as we've previously remindedyou, is a race-baiting troll..

I was with you till Rebels came up.

"But, again, it seems highly unlikely that anyone would be able to keep all 239 people on board from pulling out their cell phones and getting SOME sort of communication out."

It's not my fault that I'm right all the time and you're all idiots.

Good point. I'd be losing quite a bit of money!