Would still rather have 1 Corvette.

You’re criticizing Clinton and the Democrats? Does Denton know about this? Is your unemployment insurance paid up?

This.

Not in america, we have OSHA and there ridiculous rules, child labor laws, a minimum wage, etc... in India however, they could probably use a union due to the fact they are working like someone from America did in 1906. And then unions were created and the cost of manufacturing got to high causing outsourcing of…

Go ahead. Buy them some shoes...nobody is stopping you.

On it. Actually I'm going to spend the winter fixing the Mustang to ruin it in the spring: I've got GT40 heads and intake, a cam, and a bunch of other stuff to go into the car...and the car already has Lakewood drag suspension and a lot of other stuff. 300rwhp and a time in the 12s will make me happy at that point.

Alfa Romeo is that super hot girl who keeps standing me up for dates, yet for some reason I keep asking her out.

Uh, do you English?

I have no idea what she may have done to provoke the attack, because for some reason those details are notably absent from this article. I guess we shouldn’t even want to know that, cause we’re Gawker readers.

“My kid wouldn’t BE in that situation, because we raised him/her the right way”

Looks just as abandoned as the rest of Flint...

Look at all those cars that will never be parked sideways across two parking spaces anymore.

Junkyards are beautiful.

The amount of truth in these three short comments is staggering.

Jimmy: “What am I getting excited for?”. “You stupid?” “We got a million fucking bulls out there.” “Everybody’s watching us and you get a fucking car!” “You telling me I’m excited?”

You’re cheating yourself out of some good stuff if you follow that rule. Basically no classic cars for you then?

I have a rule when buying a car: Never start off a car ownership with a problem unless you get a massive discount for the privilege to do so.

I’ve done the following:

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