Because he’s a white male

Pair this with the Community College attended by Alek Skarlatos being shot up last week and you have an AMAZING coincidence.

then you should probably pick a platform and engine with an endless parts selection and aftermarket...

tell that to the *ucktards who are up here illegally to secure their loads. why so.cal has so many free ladders and lawnmowers on the freeway.

packaging and weight are super important. That being said, the only reason the LS is so ubiquitous in the aftermarket is because the traditional hot rodders won’t give up their pushrods. It was an easier update for them than say....the Mod Motor.

Actually, the LS is good only because it’s physical size and weight are good relative to the engine displacement you can achieve.

Cheap, simple, reliable, and not too heavy.

As if I needed any more reasons not to buy Chrysler, aside from the huge stack I already have.

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Even better: after the physical layout of the entire system was written in stone, they went to GM and said “we want to bring a car to the moon; it must do these things and it must fit into this space” and GM delivered.

In a way this is so sad, because we’ve gone from a nation with the will and determination to do this into a nation that can’t build a bridge in under 10 years and $3 billion.

http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/artoftheflip

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Dieselghazi!

I saw this live at the Silverdome before the Woodward Dream Cruise. That car just screams in person. It’s unreal. I was probably drooling.

As cool as it is, I kinda think it had more character with the motorhome 44o.

Sometimes I don't like these 'not very jalopy' posts that have more to do with current world events, because it gets passed around gawker and non-jalops start invading the comments with tired old shit like "LOL BUT IT'S A FORD FUCKED ON RACE DAY AMIRITE?!"

It's a nice reminder of how much better Jalop commenters are…

Did you not catch the "threatening phone calls from all over the country" (i.e. not just Texas) part? Nice attempt though.

I wonder what kind of fucking hilljack sees that picture and their immediate thought is that a plumbing company in Texas must be supplying terrorists. The thought process that has to go through their mind to not only make the least logical conclusion but then act upon it is frightening.

Well he should relax. How long can this thing actually run without a Ford dealership around anyway?