I don't need this. I hope he secretly kills puppies. I feel so inadequate.

Got these before our wedding to celebrate our engagement. He proposed on a mountain and we spend lots of time outdoors camping and hiking.

Always amusing when someone spends half an hour putting together a post telling a whole crowd how lame they are. Instead of, y'know, just going somewhere else.

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

I'd been with my husband for eight years - we were best friends and I loved him madly. Out of nowhere, he tells me he doesn't love me anymore. "I need to think about *myself* right now." I was devastated and definitely had not seen it coming. I tried to pick his brain and get to the root of the problem, to no…

Kinja'd. Let me try this again.

No cat has swag like mystery cat.

Congratulations Jelena, now I know who you are!

What about empires that arise after the space exploration has been seeded?

Making a cat dance for one's life partner goes beyond the physical realm of pleasure. Slightly lifting a cat to a semi standing position and wiggling it to music is the most intimate experience two humans can share.

ah, the mountain goats... now that is a band i haven't heard in a looong time.

I think it's that SO MANY women serial killers are ashamed to come out and say "I am a serial killer" and then there's this misconception that there are none out there, ya know? Like it's a dirty word or something. Ladies, if you kill multiple people in a methodical or compulsive way, NEWSFLASH! You are a serial…

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

Fill them with existential dread that their lives are meaningless when they misbehave?

And you will experience one of two responses:

Trader Joe's has it at about the same price, and it just smells nutty.

If anybody knows about bullying, it's her. She paid an extraordinary price for something she did when she was young and starstruck. At 41 and two decades later, she still is shunned, has had difficultly getting a job and never been married/had children, which was something she wanted. She is the modern day Hester…

Did she really get ahead, though? Or did she get bullied into hiding for years?

Not to miss the point but she looks so pretty here. I hope she's happy.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.