it must be pretty awful for an introvert to be in a boy band that famous. I would die of anxiety.

disappeared to make furniture? That may just be the sexiest phrase in the English language.

My question is how the hell did a badger end up in the center of Stockholm. That's a busy area.

raisins have 1,500 calories per pound. Huh. Guess that's a serving size?

that's who she reminds me of!

oh my god... What is... A recipe, of all things, makes me want to shut down the internet for the day.

right? Mine is kind of squishy, but even so if someone really paid attention they'd figure me out (mostly on my main acct - this my burner). Guess I'm just an over sharer on all levels. Surprisingly, a lot of people I talk to offline have no idea what Gawker or Kinja is. This is such a big part of how I waste time…

I wonder if Aldi adds fragrance. Yeah I don't blame you $6 is a pretty good price.

Noted! My skin has gradually gone from scaly and red to normal with the help of many slatherings of argon and jojoba oil. Oils/waxes for life. I'll try the coconut oil.

Yes exactly. I've noticed that younger people raised on porn have the impression that its deepthroat bjs or bust. Glad that you've found better lovers since. God help me if I'm ever doxed.

He must've gotten them from Express in the early 2000s.

So my ex had a v sizable member, and I didn't realize that I actually enjoy giving blowjobs until I was with a man with an average one. Big dick blowjobs are a chore.

We should run this by the Congress.

Scott Eastwood took off his shirt. Pretty worth it.

that Marcelle makeup remover is the shit! Makeup just slides off.

yes! Rad is immortal.

I catch myself saying Rad every so often and my younger coworkers look at me with the puppy head tilt.

I haven't figured out how to make my hair 'smaller', but I guess that's what youtube is for.

yessss! This is awesome. If my hair weren't down to my ass I would cosplay Sera so hard.

I don't get his game at all.