My strongest reaction was to the sanctimonious whiners in my FB feed complaining about why people are wasting their time on #thedress when ISIS was destroying relics and kidnapping Christians, and [horrible shit that happened last week]. It was fascinating and fun and silly and when there's a ton of horrible shit…

Peer reviewed and approved

Scientifically: 4 if you're single; 6 with a partner; >adults+kids+2 with a family; 12 if you have a farm. +1 to any minimum if the average winter temperature where you live is below freezing.

I simply cannot fathom the amount of talent and raw dedication that goes into costumes like this.

I work with language primarily because I have -no- skill whatsoever in the visual arts (seriously, even my stick figures look to me and question why a creator would be so cruel to design them as I did), and I wanted to…

Solid decision. Never look back.

I'll be DJ Tanner.

With all these Kardashian/Jenners running around, can't just one of them become a teacher, social worker, nurse, painter or anything that makes our country a better or more cultured place?

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I so love being nauseated in the morning. Goddammit, Trout.

Meanwhile, the irony of how this whole situation got started (with people policing Zendaya's hair!) is completely lost on her.

Might be a lost case. This person seems to have never met professors with mohawks or lawyers with tats, not to mention fashion people with both, AND thinks there's something inherently wrong with working as a barista.

How's being a classist asshole with boring taste working out for you?

I fucking love her hair and think it's trés chic.

Because people in the rural northeast want to be rednecks so badly. They try so damn hard. I swear I've seen more confederate flags in northwestern New Jersey than I did when I went to school in Houston.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

I'm going straight to a Costco.

AHHHH DUDE HOLY SHIT http://www.avclub.com/article/macgru…

I love this. I identify with a lot of it, too, (well, not, being a beautiful famous actress who is actually creating something amazing in the world), but just with her experiences and her process of learning to not only see privilege in others, but to recognize it in yourself in ways you may not have considered…

I am so heartbroken for how desperately lonely this woman must be to believe this story.