That guy is a goddamned marvel.

“once”

I recently rewatched that 81 point game against the Raptors, and you should too. Watch the Laker bench. You’d think having a teammate reaching historic numbers would have the bench erupting. Nope. They all look so disengaged. That’s the most telling thing about Kobe. 81 points and your teammates don’t give a shit.

Goddam, those chopped onions are working on me across time and space...

Congratulations on your new family member! I hope you feel more like yourself soon. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

I mean, it's thanksgiving and all so I should want to be a nice person, but this story makes me just hate that guy. F that guy! Your present was kickass.

I’ll be very honest, and while you know the game and the players better than I do, I’ve read similar stories to this where you turn out to be the side piece, and there was never going to be an actual divorce.

Oh my god. As a parent, this made me see red. As a human, this made me laugh hysterically.

This is my first Thanksgiving since divorce. I’m really struggling with the idea that people I considered family are now strangers, and that if I ever marry into another family (or someone marries into mine), it’s a conditional relationship. My Dad loved my husband like a son and now will never talk to him again.

Once, my uncle asked “So Mark, you’re a vegetarian now?” while we were eating at a restaurant. I thought that he was just interested in trying it, so I beamed and said “Yes!”

She supports my writing.

You see, young Elvis was a tricky little brat. In Kindergarten, I was riding home with my dad, brother and brother’s classmate. My brother’s classmate was going to be doing a Thanksgiving play, and I decided that I wanted to be in one too! The catch was, it was Tuesday evening, and tomorrow was the day of said play I…

Here’s mine:

Right? I’m a B most of the time and swell to a C during shark week. Bride better hope her wedding is timed to my pill pack if she’s offering me such an honored position amongst her braless besties.

Untouchable Face- Ani D

This episode was worth it just for this bon mot:

I’m so interested to see the (poorly-teased) reveal of the Countess as Mrs. March. Was she afflicted even back then? Or did she catch the virus after being widowed.

I, personally, continue to love the references to The Shining. We also got an awesome allusion to Edgar Allen Poe’s Cask of Amontillado.

See, this is why I only have imaginary boyfriends now.

As a woman I do have to ask who the hell tells someone they like them and then says they don’t need to respond?! Girl, Maya (Mara?) that’s nuts.