There was a radio show I listened to that would play To Catch a Predator clips and discuss the show, the traps used, the cookies and lemonade offered, etc. Then one day MSNBC ran an episode of the show where one of the predators was wearing a shirt from the radio show, and when talking to Chris Hansen he actually said…

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

Yeah, the one thing I do like about this is that she’s saying, essentially, “Look, this is my take, but I never claimed it was an informed opinion and it’s kinda on you if you expected it to be.”

Wow, that was him? He is really good ant being creepy as fuck, apparently. I always remember him as the most frightening X-Files mutant ever.

JURASSIC PORKER CALLED IT BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTED

It seems like she got tired of hearing how she's boy-crazy and has no female friends and was aiming to change the image by not being seeing with men in public and hugging lots of famous girls and taking Instagrams baking cookies.

Her stupid anecdote about College Dropout being the first album she ever bought when she was 12 years old (even though she turned 12 in 2001 and College Dropout came out in 2004) as she was introducing Kanye had me rolling my eyes. She always has to make everything about her.

Apparently that vine of him pretending to go to sleep is from when she won best female video.

I looooooove this omfg

Someone is making tshirts with the entire speech on them and I kind of almost want one.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

The surprising thing is that they were definitely the hook for the show and their appearance was touted as being a major part of the doc. I think it might have been more effective to not have them on the show and just mention the reason for its creation in the beginning rather than having them come out and do some lip…

I think the real mystery here is fish and chips. How does it work?

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…

That, sir, is a bold statement indeed.

That made me wince and I don’t even have a dick.

Its hard out there for an imp.