It seems she missed out on making the band. Diddy didnt have them walking all around NY in the middle of the night to get him cheesecake for this kind of erasure!

“so happy that I can say that I was a part of a genre that opened up doors for Black ensemble reality shows to step up and be a part of what we now love so much—reality TV.”

“What a fucking creep,” I thought, when he stopped while we were ogling women so that he could ogle my daughter.

The best part is that you know they thought this announcement was a huge flex, but now when anyone Googles their names among the top hits will be these articles about him being a cheater. 

this guy didn’t wait until after his divorce to find someone. But also: when looking for a partner, it helps to be secure in singleness first <3

Well, in the event this guy is the type you’re looking for I’m guessing he might be back on the market soon.

How do these people both find someone so quickly after divorce? I’ve been trying for 2 years and have only gotten a five month relationship with someone that ended because he decided he wasn’t ready to be in a relationship. Otherwise, just a lot bad first dates.

This just reinforces my belief that you should never trust guys who do rigging and scuba work for avant garde french Canadian circuses.

I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

“it would be impossible to for them to cash-in on any accrued paid time off or unused sick days, since doing so would indicate that the employee had quit...”

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮 *my* 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

In fact there are 2 hymen down there now. Looks like a third is coming in. She might as well join the clergy because those things aint going nowhere

Also:

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

LOL @ the hair detail, off topic - I imagine it was just a bun and the reporter was reaching for a word that sounded European, to match her seeming Eastern European

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

“The only difference is the meager illusion of grace.”

WHY IS EVERYONE DRESSED LIKE IT’S NOVEMBER?!?!?! HOW ARE THEY NOT DYING!?!??!