See, I get “not much draw.” If you don’t care for the kinds of food it sells, obviously you have no reason to shop there.

I didn’t say they are only in wealthy areas, just that I don’t know of any that are in a poor area.

Nah. Where I am in NYC, it’s just the cheapest place to buy groceries, so a ton of people shop there.

Yep, that’s pretty much exactly how I shop at TJ’s too. Cheese, nuts and dried fruits, frozen fruit, sparkling water, and booze.

Turkey milk.

So what is “fuck you”? Also “How dare you?” Yeah, that is implying I am too dumb to even understand what I am doing. I’m pretty sure you are some whacked troll. So... Go find that shit paper and fellate it.

Normally I’d dismiss this, as I have no idea WHY you think you know me, what I know, what I do, if I have read the shitty, slanted, VERY INNACURATE WHEN IT SUITS THEM bullshit New York Times, or in fact if I have a reasons to base my dislike on of what appears to be your personal spank bank material. But anytime…

I had a female friend who SWORE she peed out of her vagina. We were like 19 and both of us were sexually experience - her more than I and she even had some sexual encounters with the ladies but she swore she peed out of her vagina . I guess this is different because she said it was just HER that peed out of her vagina…

As someone who has taught sex ed, can I recommend you inform your children of these two facts...

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

What you don’t know is that late at night, beet’s huge labia sneak like tentacles out into the living room and slowly suck the life out of him.

You have to suspect these trolls are so inadequate they even suck at masturbation.

Not even gonna dismiss this, this is hilarious. I wish I knew who you were, so I could send this to your mother. And your employer. That would be great.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLololololollll

There must be a term for people who insult other people until they hate them and they get aroused by this.

I’ve got plenty of friends, and every one of us would rightly excoriate the others for being a piece of shit.

Are you by chance a Redskins fan?

Why do you want to say ‘fag’ so bad?

Too bad you didn’t make the gift a charitable donation. THAT would have taught the greedy bitch a lesson.

Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…