So a pretty common troll retort around these parts is 'why don't you do something to help people out in real life instead of just complaining on the internet?' I've seen some variation of this cry tons of times over the years. I literally just got a response along this line last week.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

Katniss Everdeen had already killed her first five teenagers by that age!

"Murder" specifically refers to the killing of a human being. Animals may be "slaughtered," "killed," "exterminated," "euthanized," etc depending on the situation.

Have at it, boys. I have zero objections to sharing the burden of replicating the species. But fair is fair. You also have to copiously bleed from you penis every 28 days with the side effect of extremely painful cramps and you have to keep this secret because of social stigma. Have fun!

They should have put the cease and desist letter in their Cuisinart... I mean food processor and turned it to confetti. #NotACronut

No! Please god ladies, give us another chance. Btw, I've seen her work and this woman is a goddamned blow job artist. I will never understand bros who get the privilege of dating someone who most of us will never even get to be in the same room with and then treat them like shit. Also, I grew up in a house with…

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

That is indeed some pretty gruesome makeup, but what's an "age-inappropriate hair length"? I don't watch the show, but what is she, like thirty-something? Personally, I'm looking forward to having long flippy Aging Bond Girl hair well into my 60s.

Yes yes. We get it. You hate feminists. You can carry on.

You're right, they are a medication like any other, designed to address a physical problem affecting one's quality of life.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

while there are definitely more than two people with twitter in Maine (waaayyyyyy more), I am 100% blaming the durian thing on Whole Foods. I worked at the Whole Foods in Maine and you would have thought it was the second coming of Christ, the way they talked about getting durian in.

"Cod" for Massachusetts. Yeah, I'm certain that's people talking about the fish and not the Cape. Clearly.

My parents live in Arkansas. Businesses tweet more often than individuals. Entree is a trend because restaurants are advertising their specials on social media.

Also, there's a brunch restaurant called Yolk with 5 locations in Chicago. I'd bet that has something to do with the results for Illinois.

The only person who is angry, ALL THE TIME, is Mellie. Who is white. Super duper white.

Oh, the Netflix and Kindle queues! YES. "Can you explain to the jury why you watched the Dahmer Files twice and read The Shining Girls three times in the span of two months?"

At least once every couple of months I fall into the serial killer Wikipedia hole. Each bit of information brings something new to look up! If ever I'm wrongfully accused of any sort of heinous crime, I could probably be convicted on my search history alone.