That’s because drug use and weight gain don’t actually harm other people...

All those commas lead me to read it as the right to form a militia.

Uhhhhh. First of all, you should know that it’s actually not normal for a four year old to be grabbing random women’s breasts either. I wouldn’t “blame” him, but I would definitely get the kid help because that’s not developmentally appropriate at all. Second, your use of the word “titty” is repulsive. Third, if a…

Honestly, one way to tell if someone is racist is that after being called out for some trifling shit, instead of being like, oh yeah, my bad, they’re like BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS/IM NOT IN THE KKK/BUT WHY CANT I SAY THE N WORD?

Hey you should go fuck yourself.

Shockingly I used to reach around for #2 until someone was like, go from the front! And now I do. Except sometimes I don't. I mix it up! Is that crazy?

I’m absolutely being earnest when I say that that is sad (not having a community to belong to). I’m sorry about that. And that does help me understand a little bit better. I also certainly enjoy a good debate.

In my real life, I live/work/socialize with many people that I disagree with all the time. In my online leisure-reading time, I’m not opposed to debating with people who share my major common goals (and obviously many passersby who don’t). I just don’t get people who get a kick out of spending loads of time trying to…

“I don’t have any real hobbies, so I spend my time willingly surrounding myself with people I hate. Then I jerk off about it.”

Also my seventh graders know that free speech means that the government can’t punish you, not that other people can’t judge you. Because... free speech goes in the other direction as well!

Do you call someone a fag as an insult? Then you are literally saying “Hey, I’m calling you a word that means gay in order to indicate how lame/wimpy/whatever else you are.” My seventh graders always seem to understand this, so here goes: Would you be insulted if people started using your name as an insult, even if…

Really? The US is the only place where saying the n-word makes you racist? Huh. The more you know.

If you ask for it after you've paid, they don't charge you! Unless you mean you want a soy latte or whatever.

The reason why people don’t like purple/green/blue is that it is equating colors we use to describe race (which is real/exists/has huge undeniable effects on people’s lives) with colors which describe nothing (except maybe aliens?). The implication of this is that while the listener is needlessly obsessed with race,…

Everyone is in agreement that gross catcallers are gross. The correct response is “fuck those sexist dbags” NOT “ugh black guys!”

Totally! Like Paula Deen! It’s okay to be racist, guys, as long as you’re really angry while you’re doing it.

How can something with a two cup capacity not hinder my walking???

I wonder about both of these things often, too! The best answer I have for the first one is that if you feel female/feminine (more on what that means in a moment) but present/were assigned “male,” then wearing a skirt might help you feel more true to yourself, even if you are buying into some stereotypes. That is, so…

Awwwww, look who's choosing to be offended now? ;)

Too much Latin. Tiny lady brain got confused and wandered away from scary small-dicked racist man to look at shiny objects.