I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

The dress is tacky though.

i would kill for such a cute bob #yougogirl

straight-up goddess right there.

I think Uzo Aduba is doing the "formal crop top" trend better than anyone I've seen it on. She actually makes it look good.

:/

"Accent a droite, bitch" is the funniest fucking line. For French nerds, anyway.

Ugh Taylor NO. Reminiscent of Katy Perry. Not my fav.

This exact post was actually on Jezebel, and I remember writing in something along the lines of, "Oh, that's what it is! I thought there was something wrong with me." It was very helpful to know I wasn't dying once a month beyond the blood loss.

I agree with you, I think that she is supposed to be a regular girl who loves to dance. I'm not really sure where the idea that she is pretending to be a pro is coming from. Also: don't let anyone tell you to stop dancing if you want to dance! Do your salsa and don't let anyone get in your way.

You knew I'd show up here. I'm not going to say what you think I'm going to say.

Maybe she's been taking ballet lessons since she was three and she is just not that great at it. Did you think of that, people? I've been eating solid food since I was less than a year old, but I'm still not an expert. I regularly spill on my chest. No, I haven't had a lot of lessons, but I have been eating at an…

Yeah, I work in criminal justice policy (outside the US) and generally they're allowed for prisoners who have a sentence with a finite term and were married/partnered prior to entering prison, because this helps keep families intact and thus improves the prisoners' chance at having a stable reentry upon release as…

Yet you never hear the same argument about racists. I'm surprised Donald Sterling hasn't tried to use that defense yet. Homophobia is the new racism.

I'm just going to translate this, to clarify what you're saying:

This comment is deeply offensive to Spambot Americans.

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Easy solution - as long as women are cheaper to hire, it just makes economic good sense to hire women. Raise women's wages to parity with men and there will be no financial disincentive to the hiring of men. And then maybe things will even out. Easy Peasy.

I always thought Jordan Almonds (who is this Jordan anyways?!) were just for weddings. I remember being heavily disappointed trying them as a five year old at my Aunt's wedding.