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Nicky Sobotka 4 EVA.

I hate this. I was just thinking about going to buy some pear & root beer Jelly Bellys. I am so sad now because my conscience will not allow me to have them.

Wait. Are you saying that popcorn-flavored jelly beans aren't the worst thing to ever have crossed your lips? Because if that's what you're saying, that's the second-worst thing on this page. It would be the worst, but this is an article about transphobic bigots, so you get a bit of a pass there.

Literally the ONLY candy I buy purposefully. Everything else is like "eh, maybe a Reese's sounds good, why not?" once a year, but JB? I'm like FUCK YES MARGARITA! FUCK YES mix those bitches for a root beer float + cherry!

FUUUUUUUUCK!

Who will be the first medical professional to take on "Let it Go?"

If they're going to put the damn comma there, at least put hi in single quotes! " ... bad time to say, 'Hi'."

I'm not surprised by this. I wonder if a lot of women have bisexual urges or interests but the opportunity to explore it never presents itself?

Aaaaackkkk...why is there a comma here?? Shouldn't it just read "maybe this is a bad time to say hi."

I heard when he tees off, he shouts, "THIS MANY" to alert the players ahead of him.

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.

The bit about the orgy strikes me as... a little funny. I mean, you're renting your apartment out to complete strangers who were likely going to get a hotel room otherwise. Do you expect them to just... not fuck there? And, I mean, hotels are prime real estate for orgies. A less expensive hotel with more rooms? Even…

I came here to say that when we let people in on our "secrets", sometimes people get the idea that it's not a secret. Nothing was said in the letter about the AA member telling that friend that no one else in the office knew - so there's a chance she didn't think there was any issue with mentioning it. She wasn't…

To The Sober Letter Writer - What does your sponsor have to say about this? Do you have a sponsor? And if you do, do you call them and ask for suggestions before you do something like tell a normie that you're sober and then proceed to expect that normie to keep your secret perfectly for the next 60 years? …

Most racist shit I've read in my life.

You left out the best part of the article: the surgeon being named "Dr. Dong".

Exactly. I'm in Alabama, as well (though much further south than Birmingham) and I've never heard anyone use derogatory terms, but there's a ton of coded racism. Everyone also assumes that your beliefs are identical to theirs. Interestingly, as a pro-choice, die-hard feminist, I've never thought to assume the same…

She's enjoying some rekreashawn and relaksashawn.

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