When you said "Idiot's Rights" march I was almost interested there for a second. Then I realized you meant racist schmucks, not run of the mill egalitarian dumbasses such as myself. Nevermind!

Any suggestions for deodorizing a really stinky refrigerator? We have an old fridge in the garage that had various stuff in it. We lost power for two weeks during Hurricane Sandy and unplugged it, and it hasn't been plugged in since. My housemate and I have been playing chicken over who will eventually clean it, but…

Once your microwave has been scrubbed clean the best time to wipe it clean is after microwaving instant rice. Lots of steam from the rice makes everything wipe up super easily. I made the mistake of using 409 once in a disgusting microwave of college boyfriend. The 409 totally ruined the microwave. It smelled like 409…

Beware the Idiots of March

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About time! Nobody knows what it's like to experience White Person discrimination.

I told my husband that there was a White Man's March tomorrow, if he was interested. He looked confused for a moment and then said, "Oh, isn't that St. Patrick's Day?" And now I am DYING.

How dare you use a picture of my refrigerator as stock art! The tentacle monster that spawned in a forgotten carton of Chinese food My roommate is terribly offended.

I've tried everything, but I can't get the stink out of my microwave, no matter how clean looking I get it. I don't know if I'm doing something wrong, or I'm just hyper-sensitive to microwave smell. I don't even use it that much.

White people! I have a well-thought-out plan! Show up somewhere tomorrow and do something! THAT will teach those parasites!

The things on her list add up to over $1800. For that amount of money, I could afford a different outfit for each day, plus the checked baggage fee. Also, she seems pretty confident that there aren't going to be any food spills on her three tops. And that it will be cool enough for a sweater or a jacket. Otherwise,…

YES to the half-asleep classes. My period 1 gets everything done in about five minutes. It's not well done, but they cannot even *think* about putting in more effort or (god forbid) re-doing anything, because they're still asleep.

that's all I could think of: FREQUENT bikini waxes? Why the hell would anyone want or need frequent bikini waxes? ouch!

Her name is so close that this is all I can picture:

Seems to me she was gas-lighted, too. Not trying to excuse her or offer her too much pity. But what a straight-up mind fuck. Damn.

Yeah, but if it generally works better starting at nine- and works for the teachers and parents too...why not move it? Just because "I did it and it was hard but I survived" isn't a good enough reason in of itself.

Waking up that early can actually be life or death. My high school babies lived in the most dangerous (read: DEADLY) parts of New Orleans, which was the murder capital of the US for many years. Most of their streets are still undrivable after Katrina, so they're wandering around in the pitch black (street lighting is…

We're pro-choice! If you need an abortion, it's okay with us!*

*Some restrictions apply. Poor and marginalized peoples need not apply.

It's not just that teenagers "don't want to" get up. It's that the research has consistently proven that later school start times are connected to better behavior and mental health, and sometimes better academic performance. So we shouldn't do something that is obviously more healthy for kids (and society, if you…

Teacher here—-a thousand times yes to this! Teenagers aren't lazy—they have different circadian rhythms. Frankly, it's amazing to me how many do okay 1st period when they are fighting to bring their systems online.