Why not a 10 year high school reunion movie?? PLEASE.

The new kinja is beyond confusing. I kept previewing the update and I kept fucking hating it every time. Jez doesn't realize that if it ain't broke..

Fwiw I read all of the comments on Jezebel, which I strangely don't do on the others. You all offer perspectives and viewpoints that help me better relate, understand, support and encourage the women in my life and around me in general. All that is to say I hope you will continue to comment and offer your insight when…

IT'S LIKE MY TEENAGE BONER AND MY PRESENT-DAY BONER ARE HAVING A BONER FIGHT.

The system is confusing, but I think I'm getting how it works. I guess my deeper frustration is with the whole black/gray system as a whole. The grays get buried even further down the line on the new kinja, and so I'll be buried here on Jezebel (my fave GM hangout) because, despite years of solid commenting history,…

Not to take away from the gravitas of this story—holy fuck it's horrific—but...nice touch on the stock photo.

I am gay. What I want is to not have to constantly go through the mental process of sussing out whether or not people approve of my relationship. I want them to stfu and do their job. I don't really care what's in their hearts. I want laws that allow me access to all of the goods and services that are accessible to…

It looks like we're getting the new Kinja "experience" tomorrow, so I suppose this is effectively my farewell as a commenter. From what I gather, the new Kinja makes it even more difficult for grayed commenters to get noticed, and I've never managed to make it out of the gray here on Jezebel. I feel like over the past…

Why is no one talking about this?

Ok, so, of all of these, the "Chelsea Clinton is obsessed with diarrhea" is the link I clicked. I kind of knew what it had to be about (diarrhea-related deaths due to dehydration in Africa), but still, I'm a little squicked at myself.

That confused me too. This is a wedding cake, not a 6 year old's birthday sheet cake from the piggly wiggly.

Apparently just be a dick with the way you share beef jerky.

More likely: Adam and Steve ordered a wedding cake sans bigoted message, adding things to their cake that they did not order means that the baker did not fulfill their end of the bargain, and is technically not due their recompense until they complete their contract to specifications.

I read "How to Avoid Befriending a Bigfoot". Someone please write that article.

Sure you can. You can advertise yourself as a band that only plays polkas, and you can present potential customers with a contract that specifies you will only play polkas. If you want to advertise yourself as The Band That Only Plays Homophobic Songs and put that in your contract, you can do so - as long as you treat…

Should it be legal for a baker who opposes gay marriage to write in icing on all the same-sex wedding cakes she bakes, "Marriage = One Man, One Woman" instead of "Mazel Tov Adam and Steve" or whatever?

"Total and permanent disability" means that one is unable to work enough to support themselves, due to a chronic medical condition. There is an official definition used by the US government to determine who is eligible for certain disability insurance benefits.

Or actor.

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.