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Loved the discussion about SW:J:FO but y’all play too much Soulsbourne. It was easy for you, not so much the folks that didn’t play all the games that it was borrowing from.
It’s difficult to wrap my brain around the Soulsbourne combat when I’m more Force Unleashed, Arkham, and Assassin’s Creed. I can mess up gaggles…

GIVE ME MONEY.

It’s not a “double-jump” per se. It’s called a Jedi Flip. At the apex of the jump Cal flips over and mysteriously extends the jump and gains height. It looks grounded in reality, not like he steps on air and jumps again.

You are an outlier, not the mainstream market.

Slides notwithstanding, I think Respawn did an extremely good job at storytelling and most of the gameplay elements. However it looks like hot garbage on my Xbox One. LOD and texture pop in, T-poses and it actually looks like there’s a shader (or 7) that are turned off.

FYI I bought a new controller, and I’m having better luck with parries. 

I avoided him and got the high ground (heh!) and drop on top of him in a small corridor and spammed the overhead slash a couple of times. But yeah I avoid him mostly. 

I think my many Respawn screens this weekend would tell you that the parry animations are not “pretty obvious”. I don’t normally play SoulsBourne so it’s getting used to it, but there’s no clear point in the attack animation that let’s me know the sweet spot to hit the parry. So I think begin the parry when they bring…

It is trivial, but completely in character for Rick to care. Case in point- “Something Rick this way comes” Rick destroys Mr. Needful just because he’s jealous and wants to prove a point to Summer. And as soon as she concedes he burns the place to the ground. Rick’s petty AF.

I must need the Batman “parry now” over my head, because the animations don’t cancel and if you mistime 1 parry you are f’ed. And truthfully the game should be called “Star Wars: Jedi: Prince of Stamina Bar”

Respect. 

Stick to games.*

*Also, I’ll follow you and the rest of the Kotaku crew if the inevitable happens. Wherever you go. I love this damn site. I love the reporters more. Kinja be praised.

If the whole damn world turns against you maybe, just maybe...it’s you. Are you sure we can’t just have her committed to a mental institution because when you fuck up this badly you’re just supposed to apologize and go “Oh shit, I fucked up and I’m sorry and I feel really bad”

Dissonance. It’s a real thing. 

17 year olds don’t have careers, they have free time. Valuable free time because they’re making money, but it’s not a career.

It’s going to be hilarious in 2030 when all these guys have to get corporate jobs because their audience is going to age out. 

E) All of the above.

Yes. He’s effective and purposeful. 

As a Browns fan, I’ll take the W. We’re still going to have to earn it, because we’re the fucking Browns.

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