Are you truly Indiana Jones? Or are you really Indiana Johan???

Nobody made you watch all 10 minutes of it. Within the first 2 you could’ve thought for a second and determined that this style of video wasn’t for you.

Those GTOs were built in Straya.

I tried one of these on and the world says people 6'-3" tall cant fit in a Europa. It also says a narrow size 12 sneaker is too wide for the Europa’s pedal clearance. The world is an asshole.

It’s not much of a dream when you have to put a bed in the back.

Time for a new wife. Live the dream.

The perfect car for a family of 5 with a dog and a dad that hates SUVs. Sadly my wife has an aversion to cars this old.

That 57 Chevy on the road then was newer than a 1996 Impala SS would be today. Makes you think, huh?

And yes, I could do better.

I think it’s wonderfully silly.

The builder disagrees:

Dude pull the telephone pole sized stick out of your ass. Nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, who gives a shit if a guy has a tiny bit of fun while driving around?

Says the slow guy from the left hand lane.

It’s the engine that made the Hemi take its ball and go home. It’s too bad too, since if NASCAR had let Ford run it they would have had to put some in production cars.

Nicely explained, though single overhead cams can be fun too.

She watches with her girlfriends around Christmas every year. Usually that night I’ll hit the golf simulator. Life comes at you fast. At least our neighborhood is off the main roads and I can still rip some burnouts with my truck before heading into the cul de sac. Did that once with her, thought I’d never hear the…

Tungsten Bitchstarium alloy.

“I fixed him with a steely stare”

Wow, I didn’t even know they made a Chrysler 300 in that shade of silver.

I’ve lived in a state all my life where deer hunting is common enough that opening day of deer season was an excused absence from school if you showed a hunting license.