The O’Reillys by me has a sale a couple times a year where the Wix XP filters are on sale for the same price as the “standard” Wix Filters, and I load up for my car and my wife’s minivan. If you have the foresight and the means to drop $50 on a bunch of oil filters once a year, its a good way to get the good stuff and…

All engines are motors, but not all motors are engines.

Alfa Romeos are fucking hideous, and if I’m honestly be fine not being a “real gearhead” if it means I never have to be seen in one and experience all that “passion and soul” smokescreen covering up their bullshit quality.

I dislike almost all new cars. I like most cars built from 400 BC-1970 AD. Around 1975 Chrysler and a few others drop off because of how terrible their quality was, and because most brands somehow felt cheaper and shittier than cars from the 60's even though they were/are newer. By the 80s and 90s Toyota and Honda are…

Actually, my local grocery store has a far higher concentration of V8s

No one will convince me that my 400 kph El Camino is a mere fiction.

Yea i care too.. this guy is speaking for everyone in the car world? Lol

I care. So you’re wrong.

They could televise it. Call it “stock car” racing. Wouldn’t even have to be only at the ‘ring - travel around and race on different tracks! He’s on to something here.

These assholes are outliers. Most country folk would beat them senseless for wasting a good vehicle.

That lovely lady will deliver this Lamborghini to you as soon as you make the best comment of the day.

People occasionally asked me if these stickers on my first car were legit. No they were not. The duct tape was though.

That’s known as the cocaine filter. Really gives you the full Lambo party experience.

Yeah, right.

You’ve clearly never forgotten to call ahead for seating. You need that shit to jump curbs and steal parking spots.

Just an FYI, using a turn single doesn’t give you automatic right of way.

Also, is it possible for Jalopnik to secede from the other gawker bullshit. Right now there is a suggested link to Jezebel - What is “birth rape”?

Why write it? Because far too many outlets are just giving Alfa a pass on sub-par quality control “Because Alfa” when in fact very few of the auto-journos that actually buy new cars will plop down their hard earned cash for a new Alfa. Meanwhile, real consumers, with real money to spend, who are interested in the…

“What the Buck.” We covered it. Talk to Farmers. We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.