Critical Massholes.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Everything this judge has done so far has been pretty clever really.

Hyundai Excel Pony.

Interesting. Looking at a map now, it does look like we took the Port Mann bridge as we were headed for the Capilano suspension bridge park at the time.

That may be true, but in this particular case taking his car wont be much of a deterrent. He can just get another cheap car and jerry-rig the license again.

Do we really want to flatter this douchebag by comparing him to James Bond?

. It feels like they’re trying to make this little cable-rig seem terrifying and deathly serious, like it was a cable that launched heroin darts at children in playgrounds.

Golden Ears bridge doesn’t charge out-of-province plates whatsoever. Port Mann does, but does not collect on it. The staffing, infrastructure and administration costs of operating physical toll booths just costs more than the totally automated camera-based system does to operate — the lost revenue is a calculated…

Not sure about Canada, but in the states having stolen or false plates on your car is grounds for being pulled over, a full background check for both you and the car, confiscation or temporary holding of both the plates and the car, possible felony charges, and on top of all of that it’s possible for a license plate…

You realize that only California is backwards enough to let drivers operate a car with a plate like that right?

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

I think “catastrophically stupid” is my new go-to descriptor for all of this right-wing Bible-thumping dumbshittery we’ve been seeing lately.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

Hey, Honda Pilot idiot! I towed you so!

My mom worked as a server in college and my dad was a bartender for several years and they’re both pretty hardcore about making sure to tip properly, so there’s that.