You guys are getting really creative with the insults tonight. I love it.

I’m a damn server, not a servant. Even then, you shouldn’t treat anyone like they’re your personal slave. The Civil War put an end to that stupid crap.

It’s a fine dining/excellent service etiquette thing which, to my understanding, comes mostly from the fact that wine capsules used to be made out of lead (and the dust thing, but less so). Plus if you have a 4-5 pound bottle (not unheard of, especially if it’s sparkling) and delicate, crystal, even the slightest tap…

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

“Fortunately, we had a pretty good relationship with the local cops (again, this was Canada, not America, so all the young cops had Women’s Studies degrees and wanted to help poor people and shit). “

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

I’m 6’8”, 275 lbs, and I wouldn’t say I never lean back. Occasionally there is a shorter person behind me, with plenty of room in front of their knees, and I will ask if it is OK if I lean a little. I never lean all the way back and if they ask me not to lean I do not, I will also confirm the lean is OK for them…

woah, SAMEZIES! We are so similar

Yeah. I never ever ever lean back. Wouldn’t want someone to do it to me, so I don’t do it to them.

They’re not really a thing in Australia.

Except Bill Cosby has, throughout his career, tied his personal life into his career. Much of his standup is about his family. While he is not Cliff Huxtable, the Huxtables have the same number of children (four girls, one boy) that the Cosbys had. Clair Huxtable has the same middle and maiden name as Camille Cosby…

I love the open chair at the end of the line. It’s silently implying so many things. Because you KNOW there are more out there. And more women that will be raped by others. It's almost an open invitation to other victims to feel like they could step up and join those women who were able to come forward.

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

I guess you are a classless individual who hasn’t studied art. A lot of the greatest classical Western are nudes of women and men.

I get it now. This whole situation has left me sore and chafed

I think he was making a pun between the KY standing for Kentucky, and the KY Jelly lubricant. I don't think that reflexive KY bashing so much as reflexive KY punning. It reminds me of the girl I saw sporting the KY-GIRL license plate. I was confused, was she advertising for lubricant, proud of vaginal dryness, letting…

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

It’s not a reasonable accommodation to build an entire website because one guy doesn’t want to do his job.

Kinja’d!

Noah means that the business owners went out of their way to post the couple’s private information (home address, telephone, etc) on their personal facebook for purposes of getting others to harrass them. More than anything I think that’s what got them the $135,000 in the first place. It showed that they were refusing…