“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

I think “catastrophically stupid” is my new go-to descriptor for all of this right-wing Bible-thumping dumbshittery we’ve been seeing lately.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

Oh, my! He mad!

I really hope that what you meant in B) was that it’s shitty because he flat out lies to steal coffee, and that’s the bad part. Not that he doesn’t follow a company’s rules, right?

So long as you use my ripped-out heart to make a torta instead of a stupid-ass taco that can’t be eaten without having shit fall out and make a mess.

Hey, Honda Pilot idiot! I towed you so!

Tacos are the most ineffective method of wrapping a bread-like material around other food stuff ever devised.

I’ve enjoyed option 3, and eating my dinner during the movie (it was okay in this theater) was awesome. Also, the Prom Night remake-in-name-only would have been unbearable if I were sober.

A) He would be significantly less shitty.

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.

The manager thing is important. If you are unhappy, talk to the manager. You server is not in charge. To properly complain, see the manager.

God my absolute favorite moment in the service industry, thus far, was quoting some lady 45 minutes for a table and her telling her husband, “There’s no way it’ll be 45 minutes. [implying they will be seated quicker] She doesn’t know what’s going on.”

My mom worked as a server in college and my dad was a bartender for several years and they’re both pretty hardcore about making sure to tip properly, so there’s that.

No. The life of a dog is more important than the fucking comfort of the assholes endangering it.

I spoil my dog by letting him come on car rides up to the CVS for quick run-ins (like, no browsing, grabbing my hair dye, out the door type of run-ins), and leave him in the car with the AC on full blast. He likes to watch people. And he’s old, so what he wants, he gets. I always leave the window down about three…

God bless you for the word “douchedragons.” God bless us everyone.

Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?