Goody's Oreos are next.

I took my nephew to the county fair when he was about six or so. He hated the idea of spicy food, but liked typical young kid food. I got him a slice of pizza. It was decent pizza, cooked in a hot oven, and there was a tiny black speck of carbon on the crust.
He points to it:

I was at a coffeeshop with a friend the other day, and she ordered a giant chocolate-covered rice krispie square. I asked if I could have a piece, and knowing I try (and fail) to avoid gluten the following conversation happens:

"You really shouldn't call it a bowl if you aren't going to put soup in it!"

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

Apparently, all of the servers in these stories have met my mother.

Allergic to crunchy > Allergic to nuts but not ground nuts

Yeah but then you'd make us drink tea all the time, and no way am I going near hot leaf-water.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that this level of self-absorption has found its way to the people living in CHELSEA.

I'm vegan and I don't give a single fuck what other people eat. Hell, I'm married to a meat eater. I hope every other vegan can stop being a preachy shit aboutit and every meat eater can STFU about bacon and cheese when they find out that I'm vegan.

It is not even babies anymore - some people think you don't leave kids alone for a second until they are teenagers. Even in the same house. I've shared this here before: my sister-in-law called me abusive and neglectful and threatened to call child services on me for letting my kids play in their bedrooms while I…

When I was an au pair, the family would put their 18 month old baby in his pram out in the garden too for an afternoon nap. But leaving your kids alone in the car in the street while you're having wine is a totally different thing.

I'm not anti-gun. I grew up in a place with guns. I understand their utility. But the reason I've never bought one — besides the difficulty of getting a CHL license in New York — is that it's another thing someone can wrestle away from me and use against me. I just don't think it's a solution to the larger issue.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

My boyfriend is sterile. I love it. I don't want kids and I always seem to find dudes who want them, so when my boyfriend and I met and got along like gangbusters AND then I found out he can't have kids, I was like, GOTTA LOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. And by lock it down, I mean we got some pets together.

So I've already said something deep in a comment thread but I know many people don't read into the threads.

Oh, agreed. It's not cool to discriminate against men, OR to treat experienced bartenders (which is a real skill) as just decorative objects.

Yeah! Get rid of "Breastaurants." They're offensive on surface and I'll never understand why they're still legal at all.

No, you've got it all wrong. A lawsuit like this is GOOD for feminism. I'm sure this chain is guilty of what they have been accused of, as with other (Hooters, breastaurants of various sorts of variety). The more we limit women as being seen as attractive ornaments to draw in customers the better for ALL of us.