Well now the Yelp review seems to have vanished. So much for keeping it on.

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

Here's a link to the gofundme info to help support the baker's legal fund.

Well, you have to concede that this dude not having the power to stop total strangers from getting married is a tremendous imposition upon his freedom.

As someone who considers herself a nice customer, IMO, it's not even necessary to give discounts. While a discount is nice, I certainly don't expect them just for having common courtesy.

Commenting as a former bartender, server & wine steward - almost exclusively in fine dining establishments: I never took a kindly "take your time, I'm not in a hurry" from a guest as a negative. Usually, there's eye contact & you know they're sincere. A handful of occasions though, especially across the bar, this was…

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Groupons are not, by nature, a dick move. But most people are not like you: most people who use them tend to be bad customers, bad tippers, and don't tip before the discount. You're not doing anything wrong; unfortunately, you've just been tarred by the people who do.

LOTS OF PEOPLE. "I would like a different side" is not ordering off the menu. "I would like to replace the protein and sub out four different specific ingredients for other ingredients" is evil as hell and lots of people still do it.

Wait...I thought there was only one way to serve eggs??? "YOU KNOW, EGGS! JUST GIVE ME EGGS!"

"Microwaved as infants" is pretty fantastic, I can't lie.

I have an honest question, but let me start by saying I am in no way defending this guy. This guy was being an asshole. I can't imagine ever not tipping. And using the word "retarded" is, well, I don't feel the need to preach to the choir. Everyone on here seems to be on the same page...

I've had IRS agents arrange payment extensions for me because I wasn't screaming/crying at them. Polite is the way to go.

OMFG How did I not realize it was Monday until I saw this post at 11:30pm?

Every bit of your argument is complete and utter bullshit. If you're allergic to that many things, a restaurant is not a thing for you. But I'm guessing you're NOT allergic to that many things because let me tell you a tale, stranger friend:

A thermos. An extra fancy monogrammed thermos.

the thing is, he just told you why servers hate you, but you keep saying it's not a problem. Because it's not. For you. If you have seating requirements, it would be better to call ahead and work that out prior to arriving at the restaurant.

I think the problem here lies with your disconnect between your perceived restaurant experience and the experience of the restaurant employees you're dealing with.

In other words, you're the commenter that comes up with some imaginary condition that excuses assholery and decries everyone mocking it as horrible people.

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.