"Swollen testicles? Yes, I've dealt with that before."
"But I don't have swollen testi... AAAGH!"

sweet baby jesus that is gorgeous

Yeah, its great for its target audience. Still, it is definitely on the obnoxious side for an ad.

This is what's bugging me: That there seem to be a lot of transpeople who want to rewrite history.

Having money is not the issue. Walking around and boasting about how you are just so much better than everybody else in the world is the issue.

I'm going to go ahead and say I'm a fan. Not only that, I may volunteer to go on the press launch just so I can wheel it around in the dirt.

Aerodynamics don't really come into effect with 0-60 times, so you can still use stop-light showdowns to brag about your 'supposed' penis size. After all, that's why you got a convertible GT-R in the first place.

I think the Alabama woman who was struck by a meteor in the 1950's has been successfully unearthed and she has an Ewok tattoo...

Ridiculous.

Because Suzuki Swift.

Off topic? Did you read the headline?
I was talking about the headline until that other guy replied.

ABSO - false accusations endanger real incidents ("chicks get pissed/hurt and make this shit up") that SHOULD be prosecuted. If he really has a case? Press it. If she does - equally behind her.

Thanks for making cyclists look like idiots, you fucking moron.

The other thing most folks don’t know is that HIV dies outside of the body fairly quickly. It can’t survive in open-air very well, and so is usually dead once it hits the air in a matter of moments. That’s why you can’t get it from touching public surfaces – even if there are traces of blood or sex fluid. However, it…

Nice!

Boy, everything 80's is cool again. First the Radio Shack ad during the Super Bowl, and the 80's-themed Delta safety video, now NYC has a real Electric Avenue we can rock down to!

For me it was waking with one very, very high on my inner thigh. Like, in the declivity right at the top high.

I believe it's the -Eys. If something ends in just Y then it turns into IES.

Donkey. Donkeys.
Fairy. Fairies.

Hell yeah, lady! She actually looks super cute.

Latest data says 85% of Americans wear seatbelts: