Did a rather nice job of that, actually. Wouldn’t carry much, I’m sure, but it would be comfortable for the carry.

Two sets of lies? I’m surmising the following at this point:

I didn’t know they trained lawyers to lie badly these days.

Wow. She’s a wonderful example of humanity.

Not particularly novel, no, given how often adults make incredibly fucking stupid decisions - oh, like operating a motorcycle without license or insurance, with a passenger, and attempting to pass two cars at once.

Another comprehension-impaired reader.

Crum will (and should) face time in jail for his crime.

For me it’s late at night after tilting at windmills all day.

A criminal trial judge will decide the appropriate punishment for Crum (whose name strikes as apt - he seems a crummy excuse for a human.)

Yep, they’re victims of Crum. Sanders is also a victim of piss-poor judgement. So is his girlfriend.

Immaterial to being struck by Crum, not to evidencing his personality.

The same is true here; legally, it’s minor. We could discuss the appropriate level, but suffice to say I think it should attach far greater penalties.

You have great reading comprehension skills.

So he’d have a license to drive a car, then? Or a boat? Still not a license to operate a motorcycle, and that’s the point that makes him a dick. (Doesn’t deserve to get struck by an asshole, but he’s still an irresponsible dick.)

In Texas you’re correct. Helmets are required for riders under 21, but there appears to be no other requirements.

He didn’t say the infractions justified Crum’s actions, just that one of them isn’t minor.

“Fuck you.” Really? I’m with those who are saying “back at you.”

Wow. Carrying a passenger while riding without a valid license.

“It’s Not. A. Big. Deal.”

You win, troll.

His passenger, maybe?