“when there’s traffic behind you, you match the number on the sign or you pull over” is absolute bullshit (at least in British Columbia.) Here it’s do ten-fifteen over or I’m gonna be right up your ass.

Uh, no, dudette: a kid walking across your lawn doesn’t require you to do anything to clean up after him - you just let the grass rise to its regular height.

LOL! Sheesh, insensitive assholes like you are why the rest of the world needlessly looks at car enthusiasts as douchebags. Grow up, please.

Right, you’ve the knowledge and experience to pull off the tape without damaging your car’s paint, and you’ve the expectation that every victim of this artist will have the same experience.

I must drive my car to exercise my religious liberty! I have no other way to exercise my religious liberty!

It’s okay because he does it to a Golf instead of an RR? Oh, fuck off.

Enough, CheeseEater. Taking the tape off properly takes far more than 30 seconds - just because you track and don’t give a shit about your track car’s paint doesn’t mean Grandpa with the A8 isn’t going to do the job right.

Living in the city, I drove my car only every second day or so. It was a well-maintained appliance much like many this “artist” strikes.

And it damages paint very easily.

Yes.

Wanting no strangers to tape shit to your car is not uptight. You’re expecting every person to know which brands of tape won’t hurt a car’s finish, oh, like a guy who does many track days.

Hell, there are webpages devoted to assisting people in pulling tape off without damage. Definitely potential for harm, and foul,…

Beaters? A well-cared for vehicle that’s ten-ish years old is not a beater. You think it’s cute, you automatically devalue the vehicle. Well done.

I wanted to find this artist’s work amusing, even endearing. Instead, I’m having difficulty attaching “artistic” in any way.

Leaving it without that explanation merits the sarcasm, but I’m glad you were entertained.

Obviously, you put your vehicle into reverse to escape.

Always has to be one. Well done, you, correcting a spelling error from a kinja commenter. Aren’t you just special.

some jokes are actually, you know, funny.

except maybe, just maybe, that he struck a second employee shortly thereafter. totally a big deal.

In Nevada, a citizen can perform an arrest for non-felony transgressions only if they’ve seen the actual law-breaking... (NRS 171.126)

Eh, my city still has a “honk from 100 yards before approaching a horse” somewhere in its books. Still not germain to this issue.