No to the Sebring. Just no. Unless, it's the convertible - and only then if it's a weekend rental in Palm Springs and there are no V-6 Mustangs available. Seriously, we don't get roided up and spectacular and go riding about in Chrysler sedans. Chrysler.

How do you define squid, anyway?

I used to have a boyfriend who worked a french-ish (read: West Coast with a French Attitude) restaurant. He had a regular weekend shift that brought in a local football team: there'd be twelve to fifteen guys in after a game, nice big alcohol bills and generous tips, from a crew that kept him running his feet off for…

Your friend is a future Darwin Award recipient. I'll simply hope she only takes out herself when it happens.

Oh, my. Having failed to slow down and drive to the conditions, this useless dreg of humanity decides that her suffering is greater than the deaths she's caused.

If you're referring to these particular gentlemen, likely not - at least until after they've cleared themselves of any wrongdoing, if indeed they can.

Please. Try getting your facts correct.

CHASE BANK: We don't need your pearl necklace.

If you're so intoxicated that you can't think through these things, the only answer is "touch no one and go sleep it off."

And have you ever jacked off over someone puking in your toilet and thought "I should do her right now, in the ass!"

You believe you can consent when you're out of your mind with drugs/alcohol.

Fortunately, I'm capable of reading five sentences. Got that it's a joke, but didn't get the joke. I'm just going to assume it's funny.

Your premise is still flawed. The prevalence of white men holding power does not equate to a higher rate of corruption among white men holding power than other races and genders holding power. If it did, the despots of our time would all be white, and this is demonstrably not the case.

Again, that's in North America and Western Europe. I don't doubt that white men in power become corrupt, but it isn't limited to white men. Not even in the last thousand years. Or the last hundred. In my opinion you're simply looking to confirm your own bias here.

Really? So, you've some facts to back that up for the Middle East, and Africa, and Japan and other Asian countries, that white men are more prone to corruption by power.

Which would be why this article is about young boys being abused as disposable sex receptacles.

And this is limited to white men how? The guys these allegations are levelled against are no doubt creeps, but it's naive as all hell to limit this by race. It's about power, period, and that's by no means limited to white men.

Good lord, you need to learn to tell the difference between teenage acne and herpes.

Please do keep Celine. I'll happily take MJF. Still think he's cute. Fillion, you and I will have to fight for.

Yes, this. Risk of poor management (not criminal negligence) is part of the risk of investing - expecting courts to mitigate that risk is asinine.