Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

When asked his opinion on the dangers of concussions, Gronk let out a rebel yell, crushed a beer can against his head and then pooped himself.

Trusting a team that took Johnny Manziel in the first round to make smart draft decisions with even more picks is like trusting an alcoholic to watch the bar.

Mattingly can relate.

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

It was retired after the Cavs won last year.

let’s remember some dads!

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.

What do you mean, good sir?

Otherwise known as “a Royale of weed.”

Ranadive: Hey DeMarcus, what do you think about a trade for Buddy Hield?

It’s going to be funny when teams realize that Adam Silver isn’t going to fine players for kicking Draymond in the beanbag.

no one will give Draymond Green a farewell tour either so meh

This is a bad take and I hate the Celtics and don’t care about Paul Pierce at all.

“The NBA isn’t as good as it was in the 80's and 90's when the players played like men!”

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…