John Scott seems like a nice guy, Kobe nicknamed himself

I know it is supposed to be the fans and it is just an exhibition. But letting Kobe start is a disgrace.

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

“I will baptize you” is legitimate title level shit talking

This is not an option, Chandler, if you do not smoke this then we have a problem.

I grew up outside Seattle in a meth/navy town called Bremerton. Since the only gainful job opportunities there piss test, the town didn’t have much of a weed culture at the time. Certain people in my larger friend circle would resort to catching the ferry to Seattle and would buy weed from sketchy individuals standing…

Cris Carter: You like to get wet?

Amen. I cannot stand the whole hate-watching(reading, tweeting, whatever) concept. I do this awesome thing with stuff I find stupid or awful: I don’t watch/read/listen to it. Ever. For any reason.

It is amazing in 2016 with every nomination announcement people still react the same. The only thing worse that industry awards is the flood of social media from people “hate watching/tweeting/blogging” them. I stopped caring about these things over a decade ago and don’t watch them. I have no idea why a half dozen…

Any “power ranger” created after the first movie doesn’t count, sorry.

When you realize your sub isn’t Hart healthy

“The best part about the B-LINE is that you run it RIGHT THERE through the B-GAP and POW! Stuffs him right there. And that’s what i LOVE about this Jacksonville Jaguars D-Line In my opinon, the most UNDER, APPRECIATED.....line in footbaw.” - John Gruden

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

I think they went too far when they redesignated the Cuyahoga as the Mozgov Cocktail.

“I’m embarrassed to even tell you how many times I tried.’’

This is this like the Marlboro Man telling Don Draper to quit smoking.

Damn, imagine how severe it would have been if Roger had seen the video.

Maybe this is how you unlock single-player DLC.

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

After Sunday’s final game, Hardy said he’d like to return to Dallas. “I look good in blue and white, let’s be honest.”