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Albert Belle of the Ball
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Damn, this team is so fun.

At this point, if I’m in charge at Twitter, it’s time to shut him the fuck down before this lunatic brings about a thermonuclear war using an app.

This is true.

As a man who can drive stick, I am DEFINITELY yanking KD’s championship. It’s more fun than gifting one to some GLORY BOY.

The Browns are the reason I don’t watch football anymore. It literally brings me nothing but misery.

I came here to say just that. I’m a Browns fan so I may be biased but Steeler fans are the worst in all of sports in my opinion.

Once upon a time in Sunnyside, Queens I moved my car and decided to head up to my apartment at 10:25 because of a bathroom emergency rather than try to wait it out in my car. It was on a no parking 9-10:30 side. I left for work later and discovered I was issued a ticket at 10:28. Hoo boy did I have a meltdown. Thank

My then girlfriend had to do that. I “took care of it” for a few hours and its head came off after her dog knocked it off the couch. I should be a pretty good parent someday.

Actual story about Cracker Barrel.

Back in 2008, I went there with my girlfriend, now wife, because she went to a small college in the middle of nowhere (Cambridge, Ohio) because that was the only decent sit down place around. I’ll admit the good was pretty good from what I remember. Anyway, I immediately noticed upon walking in the giant wood sign up

Uhh, you’re grasping at straws with that comment. He thought people needed to die because he had a drink spilled on him in a club. He had every opportunity not to be a shit head but that wannabe gangster lifestyle was what he chose. Superfuck Aaron Hernandez.

As a former catcher myself, pine tar behind the edge of the shin guards. Not noticeable from the outside, easy to get at, won’t make the ball stick to your stomach like a jabroni.

Anybody wanna buy into Invigoron with me?

You’re a beautiful mess.

One day The Affleck brothers are going to star in a Warhol style flick where they just stand silently in the outfield at Fenway for 12 hours until they simultaneously climax. Directed by Matt Damon of course.

I hate Draymond Green but I absolutely agree with you on that one.

I hate the Celtics. And I especially hated them during LeBron’s first stint with the cavs being a Cleveland fan and all. But you have to respect The Truth. Draymond can go kick himself in the nuts.

Does New York pizza suck? I’ve lived here for a few years and I think I’ve realized that mostly all pizza places in this city are pretty bad.