Yeah baby, Nash and Razor Ramon fucked him up! I know it’s Scott Hall, but I love Razor Ramon.

Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.

A representative of the least unlikable team in the NFC East:

That’s MRE, Meals Ready to Eat.

Next question.

Still the Red Sox.

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

I would be extremely suspicious of a Browns fan who isn’t this drunk at this point in the season.

Wife’s still alive. Fail.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

He’s really in no position to be talking shit at this point in his career. I mean when was the last time this has-been was relevant enough to justify his behavior? Do the right thing and retire, Spike.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I see you remembered the THE. My OSU alumnus soul thanks you. That definite article is drilled into the heads of graduates, and I still don’t understand what the big deal is.

Excellent question! CarWine may burn your optic nerve because the river water quality down by the docks isn’t great, and motor oil is “bad for you,” but it sure does give me a buzz!

THE Ohio State Impairment Apologists

Imagine if, to attend an NFL game in person, you HAD to wear a full uniform, shoulder pads, helmet, and all. And it had to stay on the whole game.