The real reason MLB doesn’t want players taking bottles onto the field: MLB authenticates and sells each bottle used in the celebration, and once they go out onto the field they become harder to track down (and, indeed, often get handed to fans as souvenirs).

That’s totally a teenage crush move right there. I’ll throw the basketball at her, break her face, then she’ll like me.

All networks should be sorry for airing Bengals games from 1991-2004.

The bad news is this kid can no longer expect to get a basketball scholarship from Duke. The good news is he just got an offer to play lacrosse there.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

Yes, this discussion about being a grown up and making the tough choices in life should be directed toward the parent with a baby at the game instead of the dipshit who decided to throw a full beer can at someone because he was upset about a baseball game.

Following a writer around on the internet and being a dipshit isn’t a good look, dipshit

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

This comment is everything.

This better?

I’m a Yankees fan...and goddammit this is fantastic.

This is a good comment.

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Actually, it’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

So stupid. +1

This article could have been a lot shorter... under no circumstance is it ever advisable to stay with someone after they have cheated. I’m sorry, but if anyone who has been cheated on and stays in the relationship made the wrong choice, plain and simple.

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.