Not good enough. Superfuck this guy.

Re: Ketchup vs. mustard... Bertman’s stadium mustard is superior to all condiments.

Total homer comment here but the tribe are so damn fun to watch this year.

I'm a Browns fan so SUPERFUCK Brandon Weedon wherever he goes.

I'm 30 but this will probably be my last music fest. Going to Chicago Riot fest myself. Because like you said, I have to see a Danzig-led Misfits before I die.

Onion powder works just fine in stews and sauces. You get the hint of flavor without running the risk of biting into an undercooked chunk of onion and destroying your taste buds for the rest of the meal.

Oh my God, thank you. I'd star this a billion times if I could.

I'm that guy. I bite into any sort of undercooked onion and it ruins my day.

Got it now. Why the hell didn't he just tell the story with names and everything though?

Didn't even think of him. Good call.

Is the guy in T’s story supposed to be Flair? Because the entire time I read it at first I was totally picturing Jerry Lawler.

She was aware that I was a sexually active adult and that it happened before we began our relationship and we decided to all be grown ups about it. Not that hard of a concept.

I boned 2 (cuz I’m awesome!) at one job and I’m currently married to the 2nd one. It all seemed to turn out fine for me at least.

My wife and I were debating this. I thought it was from all the chemicals that must have done it from being in a pool so often because nobody in their right mind would look that way on purpose. But then again... Lochte.

Dude. I thought I was gross just letting the splatter chill there til I actually cleaned the rim. That's unreal.

Well... Shit.

I remember my first beer. I drank 9 Miller high lifes after my 8th grade graduation and LeAnn (huge boobs) lady let me motor boat her and I passed out before anything else could happen. I avoided her high school boyfriend forever since they were still dating at the time.

Holy shit... I do this too.

Depends on the type of firearm and also what was in the duffel bag while it was swung around. A bunch of loose rounds or magazines knocking around against a hair trigger can definitely (and most likely) set it off.