J.R. Smith shouldn't have to wear a shirt ever again.

LeBron and Kyrie combined went for 82 points and kept themselves alive at the Oracle. It wasn't just some throw away boring game just because it didn't end with a trophy celebration.

To the parts where you said it wasn’ta memorable game and Kyrie hasn’t played well in the finals...... Huh??

Lol a member of the Warriors complaining about dirty play. That's rich.

I tore my Achilles earlier this year and my favorite part was the Percocet. Totally worth that and an uneasy stomach.

We DO have a hockey team (kinda) and apparently they're in whatever version of its Stanley cup. Lake Erie Monsters. And we have Stipe. And I'm still very very sad because I'm from Cleveland.

I remember watching that. It was one of the most cringeworthy things to watch in recent memory. Even more strange how everyone around him was totally unaware of how sad the whole thing was coming across. The champ didn't deserve to be bothered to be carted out for that shitshow.

The great pizza territory debate is stupid. Thin or Chicago are both dumb. Medium crust is standard. A good amount of a good pizza sauce as a base (white pizza is super weird to me) a decent helping of mozzarella, then top it as you like. I am from the Midwest so may be biased but I've also been around due to my time…

Amen. As a transplant from Cleveland, I can say most mom and pop shops have been better in Cleveland (Wise Guys, Antonio’s, Gepetto’s RIP) than the majority of what I've had in NYC. I love the shitty pizza her just as much as the shitty pizza in Cleveland. Anyone who turns up their nose at pizza is a straight up…

Jesus, Brooklyn pizza snob? You don't deserve anything nice.

Isn’t taking more than a step or 2 up the base line without dropping your bat against the rules though? And not like a stupid unwritten rule, but like an actual rule?

Warrior fans are silly.

GG Allin HAAAATED his fans. He's fight them and throw poop at them. He wins.

I need a Cavs-Warriors finals to wash that shit taste out of my mouth from last year.

I was hoping to see ‘entirely intact deep-fried pumpkin’ on this list.

This is correct.

I'm officially old because this confuses the shit out of me. I've been asking the youths of its meaning and it continuously goes unanswered.

Fair enough. I think that was just my bitterness showing.

Can I make a suggestion to the Deadspin staff to sometimes pepper in Burneko’s ‘Fuck the Warriors’ piece in between these Curry suck-off articles? Because, seriously. Fuck the Warriors.