What are you talking about?  That pussy just ripped through that box and snatched her face.  Not much to unpack.  Vagina.  

Even though they’re cute, kittens are just assholes in training. 

yea, why can’t he work a meaningless desk job for thirty years and die of a heart attack like the rest of us!

I don’t think it’s hyperbole in the slightest. Staring down a 3,000-foot cliff face and choosing to climb it with zero assistance is truly astounding. Literally just you against the Earth itself. There are less than a handful of humans to ever exist that could have pulled this off and only one with the balls big…

Shit, I’ll pucker up just watching Honnold’s bad ass insanity.

the most impressive athletic achievement of our lifetimes

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

Dumb Things About That Ninth Inning, Ranked 

Stanton would have whiffed at that pitch to.

Red Sox are now 2-0 when Bucky Dent throws out the first pitch before a playoff game in Yankee Stadium (tonight and Game 7 2004).

There’s only one way to settle this...

Dont forget the seasonal version

Those are fighting words...

You’re wrong and should be slapped in the mouth  Discussion over

Bow before the one true GIF

I dunno, a lotta lawyers here, they know a lot about suring and/or being surd.

I suspect that a few of them, in fact, may be belly itchers.

Are "dicker? I hardly know her!" jokes still okay in the current climate??