Nah, Yankees fans were shitheads long before that. 

So you didn’t give a single high-five this year?

As a Jets fan, I mostly dump beer on myself.

Fear the Near 

Eye-roll tide

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

What’s the worst name that’s been hijacked by someone out of nowhere?

I’d stop him and then shove his nose in it, so he won’t do it again.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

She still had a better Ryder Cup than Mickelson.

Best golf Beef

Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

It’s gonna take oolong time to get over that day.

If Le’Veon Bell returned to the Steelers, played on the franchise tag, and broke his leg, the team would be okay with letting him walk after the season

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Veteran move. If you want the rest of the day off the ol’ bird for the boss works every single time. I’ve avoided working fridays for months with it.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet